TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

Some of the Random SMS

• March 1, 2009 -- ;; ,*,,***, ,*,*,*,*,
• March 3, 2009 -- Talk to a woman as if you
• November 12, 2007 -- Eid Mubarke, Eid Mubarke
• March 1, 2009 -- Wife: “Mujhe kisi mehangi
• November 10, 2007 -- You can spend hundreds on birthdays
• November 10, 2007 -- Rain of summer, snow of winter
• April 24, 2009 -- morning with name
• February 20, 2009 -- Pucha Kisi Ne Haal Kisi Ka
• April 21, 2009 -- Kahan tak sochon
• November 29, 2007 -- Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa
• February 1, 2008 -- Love is one long sweet dream,
• November 10, 2007 -- These are some of the romantic countries in the world.