Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

Some of the Random SMS

• March 9, 2009 -- FARAZ Ne Farmaya: Student
• March 25, 2009 -- MoHabbat mausam nahin, apni
• April 1, 2009 -- Hum say bichar kay us ka
• November 10, 2007 -- ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae
• March 27, 2009 -- Ae-XEE QauL Se wO Apne Phir
• April 14, 2009 -- Hai husn ka purkaif nazara teri aankhe!
• April 1, 2009 -- koi dikha ke roye, koi chupa
• March 15, 2009 -- Every Girls Is> Smart Intelligent Sweet Talented Excellent Romantic Sexy In
• April 18, 2009 -- Can we do romance in the
• March 4, 2009 -- Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza
• December 1, 2007 -- My love is like an onion,
• March 21, 2009 -- Wats da difference b/w Blood