Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

Some of the Random SMS

• November 29, 2007 -- I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
• November 10, 2007 -- So many animals in d zoo
• November 24, 2007 -- Thora socha hai humne …
• February 25, 2009 -- AN OLD MAN T SHIRT QUOTE
• March 19, 2009 -- Hurry up. Fill in the blanks
• November 25, 2007 -- Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.
• November 10, 2007 -- Get well quick, u lazy bum
• March 26, 2009 -- BOht PehLe Se in QadmO Ki
• April 14, 2009 -- tari kari wich chain koi
• April 1, 2009 -- Doctor: Tell Me How Many
• November 12, 2007 -- Apako ashirwad milai Ganesh se.
• March 9, 2009 -- Bun k ajnabi mily thay zindagi