Husband apni wife ka janaza

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko.
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao.

Some of the Random SMS

• November 25, 2007 -- A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
• November 10, 2007 -- Get well quick, u lazy bum
• November 29, 2007 -- Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa
• March 8, 2009 -- Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A
• March 15, 2009 -- May God stay with u this
• February 20, 2009 -- Abhi kuch dair baqi hai.!! Khizan
• September 16, 2008 -- LOVE…..
• November 30, 2007 -- Twinkle Twinkle little star,
• February 20, 2009 -- shadi se pehly Larka, Darlink!
• February 26, 2009 -- Santa and Banta in a football
• February 22, 2009 -- heart I once had a heart
• April 15, 2009 -- Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein