Pappu, while filling up

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!!!!!

Some of the Random SMS

• December 1, 2007 -- Kuch rishtay anjanay mein hi ho jatay hain,
• March 4, 2009 -- One Boy To Another, What
• November 10, 2007 -- In soft gleaming of stars….
• March 28, 2009 -- JO DUA KarO tO DOsrO kO Bhi
• February 25, 2009 -- U r sweeter than honey.
• November 25, 2007 -- Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
• October 15, 2008 -- VALENTINE DAY!
• November 30, 2007 -- At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS….Good Night!!!
• April 2, 2009 -- I Miss U
• February 20, 2009 -- Teacher: Tum Late Q aaye..? Student:
• February 20, 2009 -- Catch her by her waist. Bring
• February 19, 2009 -- Teacher to Sardar: What is