Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Some of the Random SMS

• March 28, 2009 -- April Fool SMS
• March 25, 2009 -- UseY GanWa k Mein ZinDa hoOn
• April 1, 2009 -- I pray all the happiness surrounds you..
• November 30, 2007 -- The Shortest Distance between
• November 12, 2007 -- Khushyon k is pur masarrat moqay
• March 18, 2009 -- You are one of the most CUTE
• November 12, 2007 -- Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate
• March 5, 2009 -- Toot ker jis ne Chaha tha
• September 25, 2008 -- Happy Eid Day
• November 24, 2007 -- A friend is never a coincidence in your life,
• March 2, 2009 -- Buht hi mudat k baad kal
• November 24, 2007 -- If u have 1 father, call me.