Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Some of the Random SMS

• November 25, 2007 -- Do not count what u have lost.
• November 24, 2007 -- Girls are like phones.
• March 28, 2009 -- Saamne baithe raho dil ko
• March 11, 2009 -- Kis Ne kaha Tuje k anjan
• March 12, 2009 -- NA YE SAMAJ KE HUM TUJHAY
• March 21, 2009 -- Last night I sent an angel
• November 10, 2007 -- Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar
• March 21, 2009 -- Sahil per khare khare humne
• September 25, 2008 -- Happy Eid Day
• November 24, 2007 -- Friendship is a priceless gift,
• March 29, 2010 -- You are mine
• November 24, 2007 -- A – U’r Attractive