A girl was yelling in the

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!

The priest inquired: Why must you pray so, my child?

Girl: Thats what Ive written in my answer sheet in the examination!

Some of the Random SMS

• November 10, 2007 -- I feel happy.
• February 20, 2009 -- unkliye jab humne bhatkna
• November 25, 2007 -- Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
• November 23, 2007 -- Do u know HOW FRIENDSHIP ENDS?
• November 21, 2007 -- My Blessing, Congratulations and Good wishes.
• November 24, 2007 -- Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
• November 12, 2007 -- Diwali ek khusiyon ka taivhaar hai,
• February 26, 2009 -- kal tak jinhe hasrat te hame
• March 27, 2009 -- Ae-XEE QauL Se wO Apne Phir
• November 25, 2007 -- When I open my eyes every morning
• November 10, 2007 -- So many animals in d zoo
• March 8, 2009 -- zindagi main agar kuch karna