A girl was yelling in the

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!

The priest inquired: Why must you pray so, my child?

Girl: Thats what Ive written in my answer sheet in the examination!

Some of the Random SMS

• November 24, 2007 -- Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
• March 4, 2009 -- Teacher: wat is difference
• March 4, 2009 -- Hamari mohabbat k saare ehsaas
• November 10, 2007 -- Select any symbol 4 ur lifepartner
• March 8, 2009 -- Railway mein job krni he? Rs.88,000
• March 20, 2009 -- Teacher: tum late q aye?
• March 15, 2009 -- Life is different than teacher,
• November 30, 2007 -- Animal say beat me not
• September 5, 2008 -- ~KABBA~
• June 19, 2009 -- yaaron ki yaari
• March 4, 2009 -- Q:What is the difference
• February 20, 2009 -- Phone Ki Ring Baji. Pati: