Patient: What are the chances

Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor: One hundred percent….Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I have treated….all others died.

Some of the Random SMS

• March 1, 2009 -- YUN HI BAY-SABAB NA PHIRA
• March 1, 2009 -- Hum 7 Aasmano Ki Ser Kar
• March 21, 2009 -- Message na karke dil tod
• November 24, 2007 -- Do u know similarity
• February 20, 2009 -- Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani
• November 25, 2007 -- Santa was drawing money from ATM.
• November 21, 2007 -- Guzre hue wasal ke din raat bhool ja
• April 9, 2009 -- Lady ; Doctor mere lips pe
• November 25, 2007 -- >
• December 1, 2007 -- What is Love?
• November 12, 2007 -- May the beauty
• November 25, 2007 -- Promise me we are true friends