Patient: What are the chances

Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor: One hundred percent….Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I have treated….all others died.

Some of the Random SMS

• November 30, 2007 -- Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
• March 1, 2009 -- Keh Dena Har Bat Zuban Se
• February 19, 2009 -- ,__/ :___ _(@)_____(@) Peep….
• November 29, 2007 -- MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
• March 29, 2009 -- DiL tOd Dia MeRa Ab ZeHaR
• February 20, 2009 -- Pathan Ne Apne Naukar Sy
• April 5, 2009 -- Deewaengee say kam naa thee
• March 15, 2009 -- Husbnd:mai tang a gya hu
• April 1, 2009 -- 3|\ /3| | 9\9/ | 3| 9{
• February 22, 2009 -- The fruit of silence is PRAYER The
• October 11, 2008 -- ISI Mark
• November 29, 2007 -- Politics is the art of looking for trouble,