CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega

Some of the Random SMS

• March 4, 2009 -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHHHHHHOOOOOO
• March 21, 2009 -- Hum Dosti Main Had Se Guzar
• November 24, 2007 -- When heart beats it says “lub-dub”.
• April 9, 2009 -- kaisay jiyan gay tum bin
• March 27, 2009 -- MeRi wO BaaTeIn JiN PeY HansTa
• February 20, 2009 -- Na puch mere sabar ki inteha
• February 1, 2008 -- The Minister noticed the bride
• November 30, 2007 -- Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true… goodnight & sweet dreams 2 you
• November 25, 2007 -- What� is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
• March 26, 2009 -- Paa Liya MeNe SaaRi DuNia
• March 5, 2009 -- Dastak Diya Kisi Ne, Kaha
• April 7, 2009 -- aam ki khushbu