tears

Posted on June 19, 2009 by salman4raza

At age 3 we started study with tear and at age 22 we will finish study with tears.
1st tear was water and second would be fear of missing dears forever…

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143

Posted on June 19, 2009 by salman4raza

whatis 143?

i love you
no

i miss you?
no

i wish you
no

143 means one hundred forty three.

ma-baap ne kitni ummid se padhaya tha besharam.

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hy hy

Posted on June 19, 2009 by salman4raza

A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..

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daddy

Posted on June 19, 2009 by salman4raza

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.

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Rose is famous

Posted on June 19, 2009 by salman4raza

Rose is Famous 4 Grace…
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…
Horses r Famous 4 Race…
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!

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To avoid side effects

Posted on June 19, 2009 by salman

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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.
.
.
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To avoid the side effects!

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Theif entered kitchen

Posted on June 19, 2009 by salman

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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Success of your life

Posted on June 19, 2009 by salman

Success of your life
If you talk or say something
after you think about it
this is not a success.
If you think and talk or say something
this is you success of your life.

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