Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne

Some of the Random SMS

• March 15, 2009 -- Girl: Darling! Tum Nay
• November 25, 2007 -- Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
• November 9, 2007 -- Biwi pani se bohat darti hai
• November 24, 2007 -- Dear O Dear,
• November 10, 2007 -- A SIMPLE WAY for “HAPPY LIVING”
• November 24, 2007 -- Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
• November 12, 2007 -- GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive.
• November 30, 2007 -- A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
• November 30, 2007 -- Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
• March 26, 2009 -- TuM He Ne HumkO Naa SuNaYa
• March 9, 2009 -- Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum
• March 21, 2009 -- Each Moment in a day, has