Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de

Some of the Random SMS

• February 20, 2009 -- TEACHER: WHAT WILL HAPPEN
• March 29, 2009 -- YaKeeN Na Aaye tO Ek BaaR
• February 20, 2009 -- ab to ye sun kar dil hi toot
• November 24, 2007 -- Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
• March 21, 2009 -- pyar ek shikwa hai dosti
• November 30, 2007 -- Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay,
• March 28, 2009 -- MERA LAFZ HE DUA DUA MERE
• March 3, 2009 -- When day light turns 2 a
• November 12, 2007 -- With petals of roses,
• March 28, 2009 -- Dosti se badi koi Jageer
• February 20, 2009 -- Kitni jaldi yeh mulakat
• March 9, 2009 -- my eyes miss u my lips