Santa ki amma maar gayi.
Ek aadmi bola – amma mujhe bhi le jati apne saath.
Do char aur bole – haan amma hume bhi le jati
Santa Bola – Chup ho jao gadho.
Amma kya sumo karke gayi hai??

Some of the Random SMS

• November 12, 2007 -- Eid days are meant to celebrate
• November 30, 2007 -- Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
• November 10, 2007 -- Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
• February 20, 2009 -- Aik shakhs hospital main
• February 18, 2009 -- A peach is a peach.a plum
• November 10, 2007 -- GOD created gap between fingers
• March 26, 2009 -- Yeh SharaRaT Bhara LehJa
• March 1, 2009 -- DIL se kis tarah mita don
• March 4, 2009 -- Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain
• March 8, 2009 -- sardar ji tree par charrahy
• November 25, 2007 -- Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha,
• November 24, 2007 -- Dosti ke waaday ko yuhi nibhatay rahengay,