Santa to Autodriver

Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?
Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?
Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere
liye langar le aana!

Some of the Random SMS

• March 28, 2009 -- Yun dekhtay rahna usay acha
• November 10, 2007 -- college mei school ki yaad aayi.
• March 8, 2009 -- Larka: Wo kon si jagha hai
• April 1, 2009 -- Best Punishment Dat U Can
• March 6, 2009 -- JAISAY TUMHAIN HAM NE CHAHA
• November 24, 2007 -- Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine
• March 5, 2009 -- One day a teacher had a taste
• April 8, 2009 -- Taj Mahal kya cheez hai main
• November 24, 2007 -- I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.
• March 4, 2009 -- Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho? Tum
• April 1, 2009 -- SMILE: S: Sets u free, M:
• March 10, 2009 -- Zindagi hai nadan isiliye