Sunday Funny Short Jokes

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Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
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Angry Santa to Son : Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?
Son : (Neeche dekhte hue) No Papa…
Santa : Neeche mat dekho. Look at me.

Some of the Random SMS

• November 21, 2007 -- Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
• November 12, 2007 -- Success is like tip of the tail !!!
• November 30, 2007 -- Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
• November 30, 2007 -- Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
• November 24, 2007 -- Treat life as sea, your heart as sea-shore,
• November 29, 2007 -- Hearts beat 72 times a min,
• March 10, 2009 -- HAR LAFZ KITABOON MAIN UTARA
• March 4, 2009 -- Pappu Beshak Tera Kuch Bhi
• November 30, 2007 -- Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,
• March 4, 2009 -- Memorable moment r celebrated
• March 21, 2009 -- Bush on visiting school :
• November 10, 2007 -- Sweetheart! u r so beautiful, my love 4u will always b true