Sunday Funny Short Jokes

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Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
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Angry Santa to Son : Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?
Son : (Neeche dekhte hue) No Papa…
Santa : Neeche mat dekho. Look at me.

Some of the Random SMS

• April 2, 2009 -- Good wishes for a joyous Navratri
• November 24, 2007 -- Breaking News:
• April 16, 2009 -- If I had a camera I ll
• February 20, 2009 -- Whoever loves to meet God,
• March 9, 2009 -- Jhootha khanay say muhabat
• April 14, 2009 -- HAR SOHNI CHEEZ DA MALIK
• April 13, 2009 -- cham cham kardi raat
• March 2, 2009 -- Kaisay kahoon k apna bana
• March 20, 2009 -- tumhare bin nahi rehna mujhe
• April 14, 2009 -- kujh unjh v rahwan okhiyan
• November 24, 2007 -- Na woh inkaar karti hai,
• November 25, 2007 -- Someday you may lose your hair.