Once a maths teacher asked

Once a maths teacher asked a boy:
If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Huma,
5 to Sobia and 3 to Maham
What wil U have?
He replied: 3 new girlfriends.

Some of the Random SMS

• April 10, 2009 -- Aankhoun Per Aansoo Ki Lakeer
• April 7, 2009 -- Each Moment in a day
• April 5, 2009 -- If i were a tear in ur eye
• March 12, 2009 -- ajab apna haal hota jo wisaal-e-yaar
• March 26, 2009 -- wO Hua MujHSe RukhSaT tO
• November 30, 2007 -- On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GoodNighT!
• February 24, 2009 -- TaLk 2 me wHen im boReD,
• November 25, 2007 -- Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
• November 10, 2007 -- Life is beautiful, meant2me?
• March 18, 2009 -- Dream makes everything possible,
• February 27, 2009 -- Good FRIENDS are hard to
• April 9, 2009 -- MORNING SMILE makes the