Once a maths teacher asked

Once a maths teacher asked a boy:
If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Huma,
5 to Sobia and 3 to Maham
What wil U have?
He replied: 3 new girlfriends.

Some of the Random SMS

• March 3, 2009 -- Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya
• March 2, 2009 -- True friends are rare to
• November 29, 2007 -- After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
• October 13, 2008 -- I need You
• April 13, 2009 -- Dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete
• March 19, 2009 -- unkliye jab humne bhatkna
• March 21, 2009 -- Pathan, Ne baraf(ice) kharida
• March 2, 2009 -- Lafz app do Geet ham banaien
• March 3, 2009 -- Chale aao tumhe hum yaad
• November 10, 2007 -- Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya
• November 24, 2007 -- Dada: Puter ander sey merey dant tu ley aa,
• March 1, 2009 -- Sardar ki maut bijli girnay