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1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.

Some of the Random SMS

• November 30, 2007 -- Another day ends and
• November 10, 2007 -- Shortest word is I.
• March 26, 2009 -- TumHe tO KHabaR He NAhi Tum
• November 30, 2007 -- Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
• November 30, 2007 -- cute Love Story:
• February 19, 2009 -- Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR We
• November 30, 2007 -- It takes half of our life to find true love,
• March 26, 2009 -- UnSe BiChaRNe Ka Ghum Hum
• March 26, 2009 -- KiSi Ne Kaha PhoOL Se k, MujHkO
• February 1, 2008 -- Men are like chocolate bars…. sweet, smooth,
• March 8, 2009 -- How hard do I have to cry To
• February 22, 2009 -- DAD : Puttar tu paper vich