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Hum sab fail ho jayenge.
Santa : Yaar meine aaj paper khali chor diya. Mujhe paper me kuch nahi aata tha. Banta : Meine bhi. Santa : Aare maar gaye yaar. Hum dono ne paper khali chor diya. Aab teacher samjhenge humne cheating ki hai. … Continue reading
Clean Funny Text Messages
**************************************** Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu. Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge **************************************** Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja … Continue reading
Night was dark
Night was dark, Moon was high Boy stopped his car girl asked him y? He came close 2 her. She felt shy. He went near her ear & told her 3 words “CNG muk gaiâ€
Mughal Rules
History teacher: From where to where did the mughals rule? Student: Sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26.
STUDENT ka SHIKWA
STUDENT ka SHIKWA.. Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete.. Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete.. Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir.. Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete.. Parchay jo mile … Continue reading
Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA
Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he “Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA”
to clean your teeth
CLOSEUP se daant saaf karain, PEPSODENT se mazboot karain, COLGATE se fresh karain, Agar phir bhi white na hon to.. Bina sharmaye.. HARPIC use karain
Test By Puncture
Test By Puncture A Santa meets Banta in a hospital and expresses surprise, “What are you here for?” Banta says, “I am here for blood test and these idiots are going to puncture my finger.” Santa started crying, “Oh my … Continue reading