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But if the Doctor is Cute

, – .(. – . “. .” ” . . ” AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY! BT IF THE DOCTOR IS CUTE Bhaar Mein Jae FRUIT

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Captain of Military

Captain of Military: Nojawano Aage barho SARDAR Aage nhi barha Captain: Tum Aage Q nahi barhe ? SARDAR: Apne kaha tha 9 jawano Aage barho main 10va ho.

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Ab wo rooz phone pe

Ab wo rooz phone pe nakhron se bat karti ha Faraz Main ne 1 bar he kaha tha sohni de nakhray menu sohnay lagday

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cham cham kardi raat

;cham cham kardi raat tim tim ktde tarey na koi sms na koi phone ki gal aey pyarey ya tay sadi yaad nai aandi ya paissay muk gay ne saray

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ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass

ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han. dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q . to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka … Continue reading

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National Antheme (Pakistan)

NEW QAUMI TARANA.. Zardari ki zamin shad baad, Bijli aye 8 ghantay baad, Tu nishan-e-corruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan, Shad baad Sindh rahay Abaad, Zardari ki zamin ka Nizaam, Aatay, Gas Bijli ka Bohraan, Qaum Mulk sub gharak, Nawaz, Wakeel Pa-in-da Tabinda … Continue reading

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Curreption and Zardari

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .

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Zardari Need Donation

Terrorists have kidnaped Our Beloved ZARDARI & demanded $5000000, otherwise they will Burn him wid Petrol. Plz Donate!!! I have donated 5 litres.

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