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Night was dark

Night was dark, Moon was high Boy stopped his car girl asked him y? He came close 2 her. She felt shy. He went near her ear & told her 3 words “CNG muk gai”

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At ur age hitler commited suicide

At ur age hitler commited suicide Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide

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Cell phone emit dangerous radiations…

WARNING! Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!! But.. How lucky u r…..! “No Brain” “No Tension”

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cham cham kardi raat

;cham cham kardi raat tim tim ktde tarey na koi sms na koi phone ki gal aey pyarey ya tay sadi yaad nai aandi ya paissay muk gay ne saray

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I’m worried

No visits… No calls… No sms’s… No letters… No missed calls… I’m worried… R u in jail again? ………………………………………………………… Money can buy… House but not Home… Bed not Sleep… Medicine not health… MONEY-IS-DIRTY It only causes pains and sufferings SO … Continue reading

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Khuda jab

Khuda jab KHUDA JAB HUSN DETA HAI, KHUDA JAB ISHQ DETA HAI. KHUDA JAB ROOP DETA HAI UDHAR KANJOOSI SE, AUR IDHAR CHAPPAR FAAD KE DETA HAI :0 ………… ……… ……………… Hum Giray Huyay Ko Uthatay Hain Hum Bichroon Hoon … Continue reading

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RAVAN KAUN

Ravan kaun? Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe…! Toh asli Ravan kaun?? ………… ……… ……………… 1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi Maan : Nahin beti … Continue reading

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Poetic sardar

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”. Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”.

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