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Clean Funny Text Messages
**************************************** Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu. Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge **************************************** Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja … Continue reading
Hum sab fail ho jayenge.
Santa : Yaar meine aaj paper khali chor diya. Mujhe paper me kuch nahi aata tha. Banta : Meine bhi. Santa : Aare maar gaye yaar. Hum dono ne paper khali chor diya. Aab teacher samjhenge humne cheating ki hai. … Continue reading
Test By Puncture
Test By Puncture A Santa meets Banta in a hospital and expresses surprise, “What are you here for?” Banta says, “I am here for blood test and these idiots are going to puncture my finger.” Santa started crying, “Oh my … Continue reading