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Captain of Military

Captain of Military: Nojawano Aage barho SARDAR Aage nhi barha Captain: Tum Aage Q nahi barhe ? SARDAR: Apne kaha tha 9 jawano Aage barho main 10va ho.

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Poetic sardar

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”. Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”.

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Koun gadha ?

Koun gadha ? Ek baar sardar ji kahain jaa rahe tahe k ek diwar par padha “padhne wala gadha” Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya, unhon ne mita kar likh diya! “likhne wala gadha”

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