Ek admi aadi raat ko apni

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Some of the Random SMS

• March 8, 2009 -- Kuch Iss Tarah Se Hum Tere
• March 21, 2009 -- Mujhe Raat bhar yeh baat
• March 12, 2009 -- Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend
• March 25, 2009 -- AnkhOn Ki Hai BuS Ek He TaMaNNa, DeKha
• February 21, 2009 -- bansari ki dhun pay farzana
• April 7, 2009 -- Love is post paid,one month
• November 12, 2007 -- Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
• March 9, 2009 -- First the engagement ring,
• November 30, 2007 -- Do you know what Pakistan means?
• March 9, 2009 -- Hoti hai Bari Zalim yaktarfa
• November 24, 2007 -- Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
• November 24, 2007 -- How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.